Pigeon
I may not have watched one, but I certainly wrote one, a model of what a truly inclusive sitcom could be, a beacon to the masses, free of smut innuendo, ridiculous contrived situations.
Pete
Free of jokes? And funny situations, it’s not really a situation comedy then.
Pigeon
Oh yes, behold
Sound of very heavy script hitting a desk.
Pete
I’m funny and so are you, a shared comedic narrative….I’ll flick through…..clown says I am throwing a custard pie at you, watch it fly through the air….why does he say that?
Pigeon
Why should blind people feel left out by slapstick?
Pete
Clown throws a small custard pie; it flies in slow motion and hits the wall.
Pigeon
Children with ADHD, and some elderly people would be highly over stimulated by a real custard pie.
Pete
Pigeon this is not good, I am not going to read the rest. This is the worst thing I’ve ever read, and I helped edit My Hero.
Pigeon
You comedians you’re all the same, you and your jokes, and your satire, and, and your cruelty. Just like my father.
Pete
Your father?
Pigeon
He was a clown, every day he’d practise throwing pies at me, he tuned up a parents meeting in make up, and then the circus became one of those alternate porn circuses, Billy Smarts Big Top, became Willy Tarts Big End How can a 47 year old who pours white wash down his pants compete with a nude contortionist stuffing her head up her own fundament? He killed himself, he dressed as an peanut and wandered into the elephant compound, all they ever found was his red squeaky nose.
Sound of nose being squeaked
Pigeon
Oh daddy I still love you, why daddy we spread Jumbos plops on your roses, it’s what you’d have wanted, as long as their’s breath in my body, no clown will ever fall in the line of duty, as the Godess is my witness!