British Comedy Guide

Gillian McKeith?

What a f**king weirdo.

knows her shite but

Don't get me started!

Is to fat people what Enoch Powell was to black people.

Enoch rules, OK!

She's f**king batty though. On seeing her name in the TV lsitings, I made the conscious decision not to watch the show. Stupid woman.

There's her, Trinny & Susannah and those two silly bats that clean everything.

What in the name of suffering f**k are they doing on our televisions? Proof if it were needed that some people will watch any old load of bollocks!!!!!!

Quote: Blenkinsop @ February 29, 2008, 11:35 PM

some people will watch any old load of bollocks!!!!!!

Lucky for Chapman, or he wouldn't get any.

Quote: Blenkinsop @ February 29, 2008, 11:35 PM

There's her, Trinny & Susannah and those two silly bats that clean everything.

What in the name of suffering f**k are they doing on our televisions? Proof if it were needed that some people will watch any old load of bollocks!!!!!!

No - she stands alone. At least there's a semi-point to the others.

She is just a pervert - laughing at her own perversion - and why does anyone give her air time?

Ross had a box of what looked like poo for her to analyse. He opened it and she complained about the smell. He then ate it as it was a sweet - shows what a f**king hypocrite she is.

Who the hell is Ross, this poo eating champion of justice?

Jonathan Ross.

Is that why he always speaks like he's got some thing nasty in his mouth.

he also had the Wock on.

Goodness me, she's a strange looking woman. She's got one of those weird crinkly noses that look like someone has slapped a double-crusted Cornish pasty onto the middle of her face.

As for that tongue analysis she does, the only way she could accurately read a tongue would be if somebody wrote the message "All poo is the same, and if you don't fart there's something wrong with your bowels, you stupid screeching pseudo-scientific harridan" on one in indelible marker. Although the only tongue big enough to write that on legibly would be Jamie Oliver's.

Laughing out loud

She's a perfect advert for the government-sponsored, nanny state, eat-your-greens modern day Britain. Who, genuinely would want to live longer and have to spend more tedious time on this planet if you were surrounded by people like her - devoid of empathy and humour?

I would genuinely love it if the woman was one day (whilst crossing the road to the new organic grass smoothie shop) run over by a nice big smoking fat bloke who'd lost control of his vehicle, distracted by focusing on opening a Gingster's cornish pasty.

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