Bravo Poo Zero

Sound of gunfire, two soldiers on the battle field Den, and Ben (Den is injured).

Den
I’m for it mate, the buggers got me, put me out of my misery.

Ben
Don’t be stupid, mate the choppers on the way.

Den
Please mate, you’ve always been my mate, for the love of God don’t let them take me aliveWeeks of having to lie in my own shit, and being subjected to the most horrible biological weapons in the world.

Ben
You’ll be in a NHS hospital in a few days.

Den
That’s what I’m worried about.

Another oldie.

It was good.

Loose the overuse of 'mate' though.

Sadly this is so true. Good but I saw the punchline coming.

Thanks did nicely.

Sorry I thought it was saying that's what you meant not what you were worried about.

Might be funnier that way around though.

No worries, I need to write some fresh stuff, lazy bastard I've become.

Comic version of this sketch. (I'm still learning how to do this stuff)

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