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I don't have facial hair...

Quote: EllieJP @ April 20 2008, 10:00 PM BST

I don't have facial hair...

Sure you do. All women have a little downy moustache. It is there trust me. It often shows more in pub lights. You may not have noticed, but I can guarentee you, every other f**ker has.
It is a sad fact that ALL women have faint moustaches.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 20 2008, 9:53 PM BST

I shave about every week and a half or so, and never go completely clean shaven.

I stay clean shaven for about 3 hours.

I did consider seeing how long I could go without shaving this time, but the hobo look was becoming apparent.

I'd like to see what sort of beard Seefacts has.

Quote: Charley @ April 20 2008, 11:00 PM BST

Sure you do. All women have a little downy moustache. It is there trust me. It often shows more in pub lights. You may not have noticed, but I can guarentee you, every other f**ker has.
It is a sad fact that ALL women have faint moustaches.

I meant, hard facial hair that needs to be shaven off! :P

I wet shaved for the first time in months. Normally run clippers over it to get that sexay stubble look *grr*

Grrrrrrr indeed!

"sexay stubble look"? More of a "hobo/student look".

Quote: EllieJP @ April 20 2008, 9:54 PM BST

I shave under my arms every day. Although shaving my legs depends what I'm wearing.

I was discussing this with a load of female friends for some reason (yes, we have weird discussions!) and one of our guy friends turned up and got really freaked out by it for some reason!

Why?

I don't know! He said he didn't need to know that, but he was the one who walked into the conversation!

Ha - well what does he think happens...

I'll ask him. Though I'm sure he'll be just as freaked.

Would you get freaked out if you walked in on a bunch of guys talking about shaving their testicles and backs?

Testicles and backs are obviously the same as under-arms and legs...

That is correct.

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