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Men like to have their cocks shaved but tend not to get it done that often.

Certainly not with a cut throat razor.

That would be quite exciting - especially if she had a shaky hand..

Or a grudge?

Chop the head right off!

OUCH!

what is wrong with you people?! *covers crotch*

Quote: Curt @ February 29, 2008, 9:08 PM

what is wrong with you people?! *covers crotch*

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Edward Scissorhands did that >_<

Ellie would cut it off 'n' all. Then she'd keep it to herself (if she felt it adequate enough) for her own amusement!

Oooooh sounds like my kinda job. As long as the men are clean. I f**king hate smeg.

Get down and get your laughing tackle around my smeg head, dearie!

(Was oft heard in Sheffield alleyways circa. 1965)

i am a hairy beardy bastard so f**k everyone

but i am a slaphead also.

The shaving of the ass crack is tricky, I find.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ March 1, 2008, 4:55 AM

The shaving of the ass crack is tricky itchy, I find.

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