I need to shave

I haven't shaved since Monday night. My stubble grows quick and it's black, so it shows up! I intended to shave this morning, but I slept in and then realised I had only 20 minutes to get ready for work, so shaving had to wait.

*falls asleep*

Wear a tea towel on your head, put a picture of Bin Laden above your desk, and stick marzipan to your shirt. Hey presto every one think you've joined AL Quaeda.

Its what I do, now in supervision, I just say,

I feel I'm being martyred here

and the boss runs away.

Quote: Winterlight @ February 29, 2008, 5:41 PM

I haven't shaved since Monday night. My stubble grows quick and it's black, so it shows up! I intended to shave this morning, but I slept in and then realised I had only 20 minutes to get ready for work, so shaving had to wait.

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Since Monday? You don't have a wife or girlfriend, do you?

I need to shave too.

Ah Charley! Your career in the circus might prosper yet lol

I've just attempted to cut my own hair in a similar style to a professional hair dresser...yes...obviously it is slighly more skillful that I had first thought.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 29, 2008, 5:54 PM

Ah Charley! Your career in the circus might prosper yet lol

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Yey!!!!

I've had a full beard since around 1966 ... saves a heap of time in the morning ... I suppose it's really quite white now (but then I'm a devil for the hair colouring so it's sort-of brown-ish at the moment!).

I had a full beard, till a violent child climbed on a table, grabbed it and jumped off.

I can still get away with shaving every other day

I remember that up to the age of 19 I could shave against the grain with no problem whatsoever and had such a smooth face. Then I guess my stubble got a bit thicker and I kept getting a rash when I shaved against the grain. I think I did actually shave against the grain once last year, but I looked about 12.

I'm quite nerdy over my shaving habits and history by the way.

I haven't shaved in ages. I look like a right tramp.

Quote: Winterlight @ February 29, 2008, 6:13 PM

I remember that up to the age of 19 I could shave against the grain with no problem whatsoever and had such a smooth face.

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You can't get away with that forever?!

I shaved my babies heads. They started losing their hair & just had tufts. They looked ridic. Afterwards they looked like little hard skinheads.