Toilet mishap

I have just had a longer than normal session in the pub at lunchtime and was 'making room' for more beer by using the gents.

I've had a few late nights of late and was feeling knackered so I found myself leaning forward as I peed with my forehead against the wall.

As I approached the end of doing my business I lent back but very nearly lost my balance and staggered backwards sending a jet of piss outside the target zone and onto the wall. Fortunately no-one was around at the time.

Imagine a sketch where I'd actually fallen over with me spraying all those around me. Hmm, the aftermath may be a scene to send to Casualty.

I thought you were going to say you'd got it down yourself. The wall's a bit ew, but no biggie in comparison!

Unless it splashbacked in your face!

Tuumble toilet time malarkey.

Like a piss and poo version of the CHuckle Brothers.

On my first day at a new job, I went to the toilet & forgot to pull my trousers & pants down properly. Needles to say I peed in my panties & all over my trousers. Luckily they were black. I threw the panties in a bin, took off my trousers, washed them then dried them with the blowy thing.
Later that day, the cleaner turned up at 4.30pm. She was early as she had plans. She walked into the office & announced that she had found some soaking wet black lace panties in the bin & wondered whose they could be. All eyes fell on me. The giveaway was the fact I was the only woman in the office & the only one who would use the ladies loo.

I just mumbled something along the lines off.. "I wondered where they got to"

Remind me not to invite you to my house Tuumble

Quote: Charley @ February 29, 2008, 5:59 PM

I just mumbled something along the lines off.. "I wondered where they got to"

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Best. Story. All. Day!

I thought you were going to say something was stuck against your head after you had leaned it on a bathroom wall.

Charlie that was gold. That would make a great sketch in a comedy like The IT Crowd. I could so picture Jen doing that. too funny.

p.s. To the Jents: never aim for those little holes on a urinal where the piss drains into them...maaaaaaaajor splash back!!!

Quote: Curt @ February 29, 2008, 6:50 PM

p.s. To the Jents: never aim for those little holes on a urinal where the piss drains into them...maaaaaaaajor splash back!!!

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What kind of pressure are you running at, boy-o?!

My mate got thrown out of a club cus he passed out in the toilets with his cock out. That would be a good scene.

Quote: Aaron @ February 29, 2008, 7:20 PM

What kind of pressure are you running at, boy-o?!

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damn you Aaron I am sitting in a quite Library at the University and I burst out laughing when I read that.

Quote: Charisma @ February 29, 2008, 7:27 PM

My mate got thrown out of a club cus he passed out in the toilets with his cock out. That would be a good scene.

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wow that sucks!

Too bad the doorman didn't.