Harry is talking to the Queen,
Harry
Hello gran, it’s a bloody disgrace, I’ve been sent back to Blighty before I got to slot even one towel head.
Queen
That’s a shame Harry, now there’s 100 Afghani’s and Iraqis waiting to meet you.
Harry
Bloody hell, having to shake hands for the cameras already
Queen
No it’s a welcome home treat, they’ll be released in the grounds of Balmoral, and you and Phil can hunt them down.
Harry
Whacko good thing they’re not an endangered species.
