Gordon Brown is talking to Jaqui Smith.
Jaqui
Prime minister, I’ve got some good news, and bad news.
Gordon
What’s the good news.
Jaqui
We’ve got a school where no kids have bunked off, from and some have chosen on to continue their studies for years.
Gordon
Excellent, and the bad news ?
Jaqui
It’s in Jersey.
Treason I guess didn't like my last effort, is this better?
Mmm. Not really. The last one was very funny though. Why don't you send this one
Policeman:
Sarge we've arrested a suspect in the Jersey case.
Sarge:
Where is he?
Policeman:
He's in the cell sarge.
Sarge:
What is he doing?
Policeman:
Bricking it.
Sorry sootyj, Adam was better.
Yeh fair does, my last one seems rejected by TS so thought I'd have another go.