Mullah Ken

Ken Livingstone is being interviewed

Journalist
Mr Livingstone what do you say to critics who say you are shamelessly pursuing the Muslim vote, to the extent you are supporting terrorism?

Ken
Rubbish ok, so I’m an anti-Semite, who invites Al Quaeda supporters to speak in London. Doesn’t make me a terrorist

Journalist
Yes Mr Livingstone, but kidnapping me does.

Ken
Shut up and read the card.

Journalist
Unless the forces of the US leave Iraq immediately, and Boris Johnson leaves London, I will be beheaded.

Ken stands behind him with a knife.

Ken
Soon we will rise my brothers, a congestion charge on the M1, a congestion charge on Heathrow, and bendy buses to bring terror to every street in the UK.

Journalist
At this rate, the Standard will never make you restaurant critic again.

Another oldy, I think I wrote the whole thing for that rather hackneyed punch.

F**k livingstone

Haha, I really rather enjoyed that. Very good.

As much as I hate Ken's politics, I love his no-shit attitude and his refusal to back down just to avoid offending people, and such. Bravo.

Yeah, I really liked this too, especially the line about the bendy buses, though the punch-line didn't quite work for me.

Some times I am addicted to the bad punch. Red Ken class warrior, a restaurant critic for Daily Mail's ugly kid sister paper, which of course he was, and a good one. Mr I slept on a whores blood stained matress, choosing the foie Gaise, and the Chateau Briand. That probably tickled me too much.

Thanks guys