Tim
Right chaps I’ve just met Trevor Phillips, head of the commission for Racial Equality….
Jim
The appalling blighter, who couldn’t be bothered to wash his face before coming to meet us,
Tim
I wish you hadn’t said that to him, he’s Black you dingbat
Jim
And why were you wearing a klu klux outfit, Jen?
Jen
It was Klan meeting night, and I simply won’t change clothes in the ladies it’s common.
Tim
Apparently we’re a collection of racists, in the home office, and we must make changes.
Jen
Rubbish, we had that African refugee, Brian De Klerk.
Jim
He was a white South African, member of the security police, fleeing charges for torture, and assassination.
JenOh now I remember, he was deported for burning down that Peckham Gospel Church.
Tim
Nice fellow.
J
im
So chaps, looks like were going to have bite the bullet, and recruit more ethnic minority staff, monitor recruitment policies, bring in anti discrimination…
Tim
Or we are the department for asylum, and immigration.
Jen
Wacko, we deport all the ethnic minorities, if there’s none of them living here, how can we employ them?
Jim
Excellent, where’s that Trevor Philips from..
Tim
Who cares, where’s the little turd going, how about Basra?
They all laugh evilly.
Another ancient skit, I'm trying to look at how differing styles of skit writing I've tried have worked.
