Another one of my rather hopeless (and potentially racist), attempts to get into Watsons Wind up (more luck getting into the Queens pants,)
Big Yin
Two professors at Glasgow university.
Prof1
I hate those lardy dar swine at Edinburgh with their fancy Hector supercomputer
Prof2
Aye it’s even got a poofs name, and what’s so fancy about being able to do 60,000,000 equations a minute,
Prof1
Well get a load of this
Sound of a cloth being pulled back, followed by giant computer sounds.
Prof1
It’s Glasgow universities very own Big Yin,
Prof2You beauty, how many equations can it do a minute?
Computer
I calculate you in a minute, you scumbag, did you spill my mainframe?
Prof1
It can out drink, 5 Cray computers, and it’s already asked the Indian Super Computer, if it fancies it’s chances, it can start 100,000,000 rucks a minute.
Prof2
A proud day for Glasgow, how goes the ned cloning experiments,
Prof1
They’ll be ready, for the next Edinburgh festival.
They laugh evilly
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