Well we are supposed to be trying for a baby, you know!
What's the best religion? Page 4
Quote: Aaron @ February 27, 2008, 7:11 PMCharley's diseases could penetrate (no pun intended) 3` thick steel. A condom isn't going to help.
Quote: ian_w @ February 27, 2008, 8:46 PMWell we are supposed to be trying for a baby, you know!
What a pwetty baby it will be. I think I am preggers already Ian.
May require maintainance!
Will you require regular maintenance too?
As you seem to have managed to impregnate her merely by thought, what with your manly virility and all, I don't think that 'maintenance' will be a problem Ian.
Quote: ian_w @ February 27, 2008, 8:49 PMWill you require regular maintenance too?
*nods vigorously*
Quote: Aaron @ February 27, 2008, 8:53 PMwhat with your manly virility and all
Well, I'm very shy about compliments, but thanks Aaron 
Quote: Aaron @ February 27, 2008, 8:53 PMAs you seem to have managed to impregnate her merely by thought, what with your manly virility and all, I don't think that 'maintenance' will be a problem Ian.
Maybe I met Ian this afternoon & we made a baby?
Not from plasticine either.
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/27550/detail/
Chuck Norris worship?
Those religions where you have to give all your money to the head guy and let him have sex with your daughters do sound pretty cool.
But only if you're the "head guy", right?
Children of God are a bundle of fun! Anyone read 'The Mo Letters'? I've got Volume 1 here (over 1,000 pages) if anyone is interested in some quotes!!! It's not totally daft, a lot of it is quite entertaining (and almost sensible!) ...
So the Prophet Mohammed is the most taboo subject to joke about. You can lose your head. *Skuttles off to think of the best Islamic joke ever*
Quote: Aaron @ February 28, 2008, 12:49 AMBut only if you're the "head guy", right?
I'd make a good head guy. God knows I need the money.
Quote: Charley @ February 28, 2008, 1:25 AMSo the Prophet Mohammed is the most taboo subject to joke about. You can lose your head. *Skuttles off to think of the best Islamic joke ever*
The prophet Mohammed (peace be upon him) walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the invisible face?"
I thangew.
I want Trigger happy TV to come back purely so the caricature guy can put a 'No Mohammeds' sign on his eisle (spelt wrong most likely)