If anyone wants a way in to a topical sketch may want to consider about the Premier League's farcical plan for a 39th game overseas.
Richard Scudamore of the PL was to visit Sepp Blatter in Geneva on Thursday but has pulled out.
Blatter is dodgy character in footballing circles so they make quite a pair but I've come up with a new name that someone is permitted to use if they want it
Sepp Blatter = Fat Bloater
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