Two BBC Execs talking.
BBC1
So you think you’ve got a replacement for Bruce Forsyth, BBCs last light entertainer, a man who can, sing, dance and tell jokes?
BBC2
Yes
BBC1
Why did he insist on meeting us at London Zoo?
BBC2
He lives here.
BBC1
Oh dear.
BBC2
Thats him over there.
BBC1
The big chimpanzee whose flinging shit, duck!
They duck
BBC2
Like Bruce he produces huge amounts of crap, and shares it with the British public, freely.
BBC1
Hmm it’s unconventional but he could replace, Brian Connolly, and both the Mitchell Brothers.
BBC2
And he’ll work for peanuts, but we need to hurry up.
BBC1
Why?
BBC2
Channel 4 have hired all the baboons for Big Brother.
BBC1
Poor Jade, another year as the house thickie.