Int. Kitchen
A rather handsome man is sat at a table. He is looking into the camera.
Man: Being an incredibly good looking man certainly does have it's benefits.
CUT TO: Int. Bedroom
The man is laying in bed with his arms round two nubile blonde women. The man gives the thumbs up.
CUT TO: Int. Kitchen
The man is still at his table.
Man: But it also has it's disadvantages. For example, earlier today I developed a bad headache.
CUT TO: Int. Phamacy
The man is at the counter. A young female is behind the counter and looking at the man dreamily.
Man: Hello, I'd like some painkillers.
The young female starts playing with her hair in a coy fashion.
Man: I really need some painkillers. My frontal lobe feels like it's going to explode.
The young female starts draping herself across the counter.
Man: Please don't do that.
CUT TO: Int. Kitchen
The man at his table again.
Man: I really need painkillers, so I'm going to have to ugly myself up. I bought these at a joke shop earlier.
The man picks up a set of novelty 'buck teeth'. He puts them in and looks into the camera.
CUT TO: Int. Phamacy
The man is at the counter. The young female is looking at him in disgust.
Man: (MUFFLED NONSENSE)
Female: What?
Man: (MUFFLED NONSENSE)
Female: I can't hear you.
The man angrily takes out his novelty teeth. The female starts staring dreamily at him again.
Man: I want some painkillers!
The female smiles and starts unbuttoning her top.
Man: Please don't do that.
ENDS