British Comedy Guide

Things little people say on TV/movies

If you know what I mean:

'The Plane Boss, The Plane."
'Hi-Ho'
'they're all after me lucky charms.'

Any more you can think of gratefully appreciated.

"I want that report on my desk first thing tomorrow morning, Kowalski!"

Actually, my boss just said that very thing to me. I must remind him my name's Bussell...

Little things people say, or things little people say?

things little people say.
Famous lines from small people if you can think of any.

The Plane boss the plane - tatoo, Fantasy Island.
Hi-Ho - the seven Dwarves

that sort of thing...

Oh. Like Oompa Loompa doompadee doo.
?

Misread this completely didn't I?

How about:

"What do your elf eyes see?"

I think what he means is "dwarf quotes".

What a bloody odd thread, even by our standards.

Quote: Griff @ February 26, 2008, 1:51 PM

"My marriage to Katie Holmes is completely genuine".

Only two people in the world wouldn't find that funny. Maybe just the one.

Quote: Aaron @ February 26, 2008, 2:26 PM

I think what he means is "dwarf quotes".

What a bloody odd thread, even by our standards.

What Aaron said.

I am always playing with my elf.

I keep my knickers in my bedside dwarves.

Fairys are not the only queens of gaiety.

its goodnight from me.

Laughing out loud

Fat lot of use that was.

I had to do my own research. Pah.

Should you be bothered these are the ones I'm using. Can you guess who said which and in what?

NO GOOGLING

1. Ootini
2. Meegosh... did we do the right thing?
3. Hi ho
4. The plane boss the plane
5. Because of the wonderful things he does,
6. I may be small but I never forget!
7. Here are her changing rags and her milk bladder.
8. You want foot in face?
9. That's why you get along with yourself so well!
10. A pain in the neck and an IQ of 3

From "Living In Oblivion":

[Little person Tito is not happy with the dream sequence]

Tito: Why does my character have to be a dwarf?
Nick: He doesn't have to be.
Tito: Then why is he? Is that the only way you can make this a dream, to put a dwarf in it?
Nick: No, Tito, I...
Tito: Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it? No! I don't even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! "Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!". Everyone will go "Woah, this must be a f**kin' dream, there's a f**kin' dwarf in it!". Well I'm sick of it! You can take this dream sequence and stick it up your ass!

I LOVE that scene! (And that film.)

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