Samaritan helps suicidal by purchasing rope.
Six Word Stories Page 2
Quote: James Williams @ February 26, 2008, 2:54 PMAged transvestite unearths pinecone. Sobs uncontrollably.
Marvellous.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ February 26, 2008, 2:44 PMNo takers for my suggestion then?
You smell gas?
"Time Team" Jersey special called off.
King actually queen.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ February 26, 2008, 3:05 PMKing actually queen.
Love it. And to think we got off to such a bad start...
Quote: James Williams @ February 26, 2008, 2:56 PMI think 3 words is altogether too limiting.
A bad workman always blames his tools. 
I think three words is too ambiguous. How about only two?
Strongman weakens.
Balloon re-inflated.
Carwarsh dirty
Pistol unloaded
Painting reversed
Quote: Griff @ February 26, 2008, 3:08 PM"Time Team" Jersey special called off.
Fabulous!! There's definitely a quickie sketch in there for NewsRevue or The Treason Show. If you ain't going to do it, PM me cos I will !
You go write it Griff...
His wife rests under the patio
Quote: Godot Taxis @ February 26, 2008, 3:13 PMA bad workman always blames his tools.
I think three words is too ambiguous. How about only two?
Strongman weakens.
Balloon re-inflated.
Carwarsh dirty
Pistol unloaded
Painting reversed
Bronchial Sandwich
Quote: David Bussell @ February 26, 2008, 3:11 PMLove it. And to think we got off to such a bad start...
You referring to that exploding head shit? An aberration. I can tell pepsi from rola cola.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ February 26, 2008, 3:22 PMYou referring to that exploding head shit? An aberration. I can tell pepsi from rola cola.
Precisely.
You know, I still hold fast that exploding head sketch works. What's more, I'm going to shoot it one day and prove it once and for all. And then we'll see who's laughing!
Nope, I cannot be arse, duh!
Romeo and Juliet for busy people
They met, they loved, they died.
White dress. Explosive diarrhoea. Wedding ruined.
Don't blame me, but Lucy's dead.