Alistair Campbell is being interviewed.
Interviewer
So Alistair Campbell this is your new fictional novel. It’s not very good, amateurish, and a completely ridiculous plot. Also you spell Iraq, with one q.
Alistair
Iraq, I didn’t write about Iraq.
Snatches book.
Alistair
This is the dossier on Iraqi WMDs, easy mistake to make they’re both written by me.
Interviewer
And both complete works of fiction.