What I want people to do is come up with the most bizarre combination of two words. Words that you wouldn’t dream of putting together.
The inspiration came from the title of my blog, Crusty Nomad http://crustynomad.wordpress.com. The term doesn't mean anything and was purely a couplet of words that I picked designed to be memorable. As you don’t hear the two terms together it acts as a neuro-jolt which means it’s more likely to be remembered than some other bland expression used a thousand times before.
Here's a list to get you started...
Juggular Herpes
Juniper Humbug
Salubrious Mangetout
Crispy Armpit
Effluent Verbosity
Nauseous pumpernikel
Warty Fluff
Peroxide spongiform
Gelatine Flaps
Kinky Mildew
Radiographer Laxitive
Sushi Windbag
Juniper Bloodlust
Vernacular Discharge
Carbuncular Fratricide
Sinister Tussock
Sou’wester Turncoat
Latex Conundrum
Raspberry Rumpus
Freaky Sphincter
Capillary Radish
Piccolo Haemorphillia
Halal Gumboot
Velocity Nougat
Now we have a few of couplets in everyday use that annoy me. Add your own if you wish...
Champion’s League - The UEFA Champion’s League is not a league and hardly features any championship winners.
Income Tax - No explanation needed.
Pretentious Moi? - ditto.
