I gave up on my A - Z of sketches. Mostly because I was struggling with a C. Anyway, here is what my D was going to be!
Int. Front Room
Tony, Steve and Chris are sat around a table. They have a board game on the table. Tony has the dice.
Tony: I would like my orc to receive wizard training.
Steve: Roll the dice then. 1 to 6 he gets nothing, 7 to 12 he gets his training.
Tony rolls the dice. He scores 3.
Steve: Not this time, Tony! Chris, it's your turn.
Steve hands the dice over to Chris. Chris checks his watch.
Chris: Oh Christ! Look at the time! I really gotta head off.
Chris gets up to leave, but Steve grabs hold of his shoulder and pushes him back down.
Steve: No, no, no. You don't just get up and go.
Chris: I've really got to go though.
Steve: You know the rules of the game.
Chris: What?
Steve: Roll the dice! 1 to 6 you stay, 7 to 12 you go.
Chris: You can't do that.
Steve: I don't make the rules.
Tony: He's right, Chris. Hasbro make the rules.
Chris: This is ridiculous.
Steve: ROLL!
Chris rolls the dice. He scores 4.
Steve: Looks like your staying.
Chris: I'm just gonna keep on saying the same one until I can go.
Steve: We'll see about that won't we, Tony.
Tony: Steve, no. Please don't do this
Chris: What?
Steve picks up the dice.
Steve: I'd like Chris to stay here forever. 1 to 6 he can go right now, 7 to 12 he becomes my pet.
Chris: What?! You can't do that!
Steve: Oh yes I can, Chrissy.
Steve rolls the dice. He scores 12. He does a fist pump to celebrate.
Chris: Right, I'm going.
Steve: You know the rules.
Chris gets up to go. Tony jumps up and holds him down in his chair. Tony is close to tears.
Tony: Just play the game. Please! Play the game!
Steve: Oh look. I rolled a double six as well. That means I get an extra demand met.
Steve gets up and goes to leave.
Chris: Where are you going?!
Steve: To get the....branding iron.
Chris: You can't do this!
Tony: Oh yes he can.
Tony lifts up his top to reveal a large branding mark on his chest which reads “STEVE’S”
ENDS