Paul Burrell is standing infront of a tutor, holding up an apple
Tutor
Ok Mr Burell what is it?
Paul
Its, its, a letter from Diana saying what a great bloke I am, and Prince Charles is a bummer.
Tutor
No Paul, no if you don’t learn to tell the truth, you’re going to prison, and you know what’ll happen to you in there,
Paul
Gulp, yes I saw Prince Charles going up the under gardener.
Tutor
Paul, you’re a very brave, moral man, a hero, and stout defender of Diana.
Paul
You really think so?
Tutor
No just showing you what it’s like to be lied to you, fat faced, serial lying, spoon thief .
I know it's like an episode of RD
