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Quote: Tim Walker @ November 13 2009, 11:44 AM GMT

What are they suggesting? Culling half of them?

To call or to cull; the eternal question...

I've just "touched base" with my old med school housemate, Bengi Beyzade (the dirtiest Turk that ever filthed his way around Tooting). :)

And now for Sootyj's first ever joke in stereo.

My dog's got no prose.
(punchline on his facebook status).

Without looking, is the next line "How does he spell?".

No but that punchline maybe better than mine.

Have to say, Soots, Tim's punch is better.

My dog's got no gnose.

It's an aetheist.

Quote: David Bussell @ November 13 2009, 11:52 AM GMT

Have to say, Soots, Tim's punch is better.

Yes it is, I'm off to work or sulk or something.

Quote: Griff @ November 13 2009, 11:46 AM GMT

Is "Royalties" one of them?

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Quote: David Bussell @ November 13 2009, 11:41 AM GMT

I just got a LOL moment from FB when it told me "Tim Walker only has 48 friends. Help us make Facebook a better place for him."

Laughing out loud :D

Quote: EllieJP @ September 16 2009, 8:33 AM GMT

Anyone who uses Facebook alot... are you finding it really rubbish at the moment. With the red notification number staying up too long after you've clicked on it, and not being able to write on walls as the writing stays grey. Grrrr

Facebook is just shit now. They've taken what little was good and useful about the site and pushed it right to the back of functionality. A total waste of time.

Although I see that I already posted a very similar thing a couple of months ago...

Yea I rarely use it any longer. If I'd take the time to figure out how to stop email notifications I'd probably barely check it.

I can't get it to work at all this afternoon. I try to sign in but it tells me I have to be signed in to do that. It's positively Kafkaesque.

It never bloody works either, always with half loaded pages. Showing me updates from months ago and confusing me! It's so messy, turning into all the worse bits of myspace and twitter.

Sort it out Facebook, as I used to find you useful, staying in contact with long distance friends and relatives. But now I began to resent them, with their constant requests for Mafia Warz or whatever other bollocks application is currently doing the rounds!

Ahem.

I keep on being to asked to help in people's farms. I don't even go in the garden so I'll be f**ked if I'm going to help on a farm!

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