Worth doing anything with?

Heather Mills hops on stage, and goes up to a French Judge,

Heather
Hello is this the Paris Coroners court, I’d like to report a murder, I’m Heather Mills

Coroner
Er whose?

Heather
Mine Sir Paul McCartney murdered me, and I demand an investigation.

Coroner
You don’t look very dead?

Heather
Oh yeh, well I have sworn statements, from my hair dresser, and my nutritionist Jillian McKeith, saying I was murdered, so it must be true, now get that inquest started.

Coroner
Look you crazy, English, person, you are clearly not dead, I don’t care what Snippy Sue, or Mrs Poo have to say.

Heather
It’s not bloody fair, Diana, Jill Dando, Maddy McCanne they all had inquests, I wanna an inquest, I’m blond, and pretty, and tragic, I wanna an inquest.

Coroner
Maybe there is some one who can help, I can give you Barry Georges number.

Not sure about this one sootyj

Have I missed something? Why a Paris court and French Judge?

Ok to the bin with you bedratted skit.

It was the idea that Heather is such a deluded egomaniac, she would want a Paris coroners investigation, just because Diana got one.

I think the interpretive leap was to much in this skit.

Also it's not very funny.

Sorry

Will now slam ny nuts in my desk drawer in appology, just once mind.

I should think so. It's a nightly occurence in my house.