ANNOUCER
And now on the discovery channel, a two hour special, "The Boy With Three Kidneys."
Over the course of the next two hours we will take twenty minutes of film footage, a couple of talking-heads and some sketchy information and repeat them over and over and over again.
Watch in amazement as we take the footage, the same piece of footage, all twenty minutes of it, and show you it again and again.
Be shocked by the way the same piece of footage can be repeated over and over. Sometimes we'll show you it in slow motion, sometimes slightly grainy, sometimes out of focus, sometimes in extreme close up, but however we show it, it will be the same piece on this, a three hour special on "The Boy With Three Kidneys."
So tune in now to watch, "The Boy With Three Kidneys."
Watch that same piece of footage over and over and over and over whilst the patronising narrator repeats the same information, over and over, helpfully recapping what they've just toldyou just in case you'd forgotten what they said two minutes ago.
So here it is, "The Boy With Three Kidneys." Starting here, right now, on this channel, immediately I stop talking , it'll be on, two hours of it, on your screen, the television screen that you are watching, the one in front of you........
