Senator McCain is on stage talking to an adviser.
McCain
What is this nonsense about me sleeping with a young blonde, supporter?
Adviser
Well Senator McCain at 71, you are a little old, we just wanted to make you look, younger, spunkier.
McCain
That’s ridiculous, my age should have nothing to do with it.
Adviser
Actually on that could you read this card please.
Hand him a card, he reads it.
McCain
Age, am I bothered, face look at bothered am I? This is ridiculous.
Goes to walk off, adviser whacks himself in the face and falls to the ground.
Adviser
Furious McCain beats adviser half his age.
McCain
Stop this already, the American public, will vote for the right person, they’re not stupid enough to vote for some one young, because he’s got a goofy smile.
Adviser
They voted for Bush twice.
McCain
You’re right, ok roll over, I’m an hurry it’s going to have to be McCain beats, then shags adviser.
