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PAPER KNICKERS

Laundry basket, midnight,

TIGHTS “Jesus what a day”

VEST “Tell me about it, all those bloody underpants did all day was moan about the humidity, I was stuck in there all day”

TIGHTS “Know what you mean they’re always full of bollox”

Comradely pause

VEST “Mind you, those new knickers seem quite nice”

TIGHTS “Yeah, I met them the other day, I got off with them”

VEST “No shit”

TIGHTS “Well actually there was”

VEST “NOOO, really”

TIGHTS “I tried not to make a big deal but I think they saw through me, they looked pretty browned off”

VEST “what happened”

TIGHTS “They went to pieces”

VEST “Oh dear”

TIGHTS “yeah, just disintegrated into tears”

There you go, not too rude considering the subject matter I hope.

Quote: Badge @ February 25, 2008, 11:51 PM

I'm feeling reet nostalgic tonight. In the old days you knew what was what and who was who, and you got used to their idiosyncrasies even if you didn't get on. In 2008 you can't even be sure that someone you thought you knew isn't inventing a conversation with themselves (themself? no, definitely plural), and sometimes with a different point of view, just to create mayhem.

I'm sad about it all, and I'm afraid it has tarnished my love of the BSG forums. But IMO the fault lies entirely with multiple-identity squad - all of them, without exception - rather than anybody who has reacted to the goadings and fireballs thrown in their direction.

Not sure how it can be effectively policed if someone is determined enough to mess things up, but good luck to Aaron and Mark on it.

Well, I would have to agree. And I do think any defence of such troublemakers is pretty appalling. I don't mind people having opinions but to manipulate others with such force and lack of regard is not on. This recent character also told me point-blank "you can't write comedy" so forgive me if I don't have an awful lot of sympathy.

Quote: Badge @ February 25, 2008, 11:51 PM

In the old days you knew what was what and who was who, and you got used to their idiosyncrasies even if you didn't get on.

"Ah, the Internet, where the men are men, and so are half of the women."

(Old saying that, but perhaps rather apt right now.)

F**k me you turn your back for 5 minutes and a 3 page thread turns into 9 pages :O

I had a terrible time with this type of shit and knowing how hard it is to stop, I shopped that Chimes thing as soon as I realised. The best thig I have found is to ignore any wankerish stuff and keep a eye out. I hope Aaron has the tech knowledge to suss em out now.

Quote: writeone1 @ February 26, 2008, 12:14 AM

I hope Aaron has the tech knowledge to suss em out now.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

I mean, yeah, he probably has.

Do you guys think I did the right thing?

Hang on, where has old UP4it gone, I went to all that trouble too

I-a know naaathing. Angelic

P.S. Please, no further debate on the matter of whether it was good to post this thread and/or ban the accounts. It's serving no one. Thanks. :)

Mm. All a bit of a shame, really. Heigh-ho.

Quote: Aaron @ February 26, 2008, 12:11 AM

"Ah, the Internet, where the men are men, and so are half of the women."

(Old saying that, but perhaps rather apt right now.)

"On the Internet no-one knows if you are a Dog!"

http://www.unc.edu/depts/jomc/academics/dri/idog.html

I go away for a week and then this happens ...

Why couldn't you all do it in Ellie's General forum eh?

Laughing out loud

It'll take me a day to get thru all the threads.

Welcome back, any gossip? Laughing out loud

Quote: SlagA @ March 1, 2008, 5:04 PM

I go away for a week and then this happens ...

Why couldn't you all do it in Ellie's General forum eh?

Laughing out loud

It'll take me a day to get thru all the threads.

I definately did not make a joke about you shagging sheep Whistling nnocently

definitely*

Quote: bushbaby @ February 25 2008, 2:57 PM GMT

When 'sense of humour' is at the expense of someone else, it aint funny

It is to me - "pubesbaby"

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