Submarine Parents 1
A teacher (Jones)is speaking to a headmaster
Head
So Ms Jones, why did you leave Cheltenham Ladies College to teach at, Hackney Community Academy, for the gifted but illiterate.
Jones
Oh it was all those blasted helicopter parents interfering all the time, turning up at parents meetings, correcting homework, forcing them into extracurricular activities, coming in at lunch times to chew their food for them.
Head
I wouldn’t worry about that here Ms Jones, no helicopter parents here, here we have submarine parents.
Jones Submarine parents?
Head
Yes they stay completely hidden, don’t answer the phone, read letters till you finally exclude Shasnay, for drug dealing, bullying, or armed robbery.
Jones
Then what?
An angry parent storms on and punches the head to the ground.
Parent
My Shasnay done nothing wrong, that blind kid in a wheel chaired she stabbed provoked her.
Head
They torpedo you