British Comedy Guide

Benazir Hotline

A Pakistani police man is answering a phone.

Police
Hello Benazir Bhutto assassination hot line any hints….
.you know who did it……
.he’s carried out assassinations before……..
hates beautiful women…….
hates powerful women……
..can’t bear to see a Muslim king of England……
.excuse me is this Mohammed Al Fayed again……
I’m sorry Mr Fayed we are not going to investigate Prince Philip….
or Prince Charles……I
see Mr Fayed there’s no need for that kind of language…….t
hey were very different murders…
Benazir was killed by a Muslims……
Diana liked to get filled by Muslims….
.thank you to sir.

liked it up until the last 4 lines. Get rid of those or strengthen them somehow and this should be about perfect imo.

Yeah, agree with IanW...last four lines spoil a good sketch.

Ok granted, thanks for advice, I guess my desire for bad puns is quite addictive

I am the Mark Renton of lousy puns

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