KFG
Osama Bin Laden is talking to a deputy
Deputy
Osama we have a new way to bring the west to it’s knees, it’s called KFG.
Osama
KFG, what is that a new chemical weapon?
Pulls cover off KFC bucket he is holding it has a photo of Osama on it
Deputy
Sort of it colonel Bin Laden’s Kabul Fried Goat.
It is almost as unhealthy as KFC, and we have 100,000 warriors ready to fling it over English school fences at lunchtime.
Osama
By 2050 those pathetic English will be too fat to do a thing about us, not even Jamie Oliver will be able to stop us, but if this fails do we have a plan B?
Deputy
We have recruited an international master of promoting junk food.
Kerry Katona walks on.
Kerry
I’ve got a £100,000 year cocaine habit, that’s why mums advertise Ice land