Use 'Wash and Come' would be my suggestion
Jacqui Smith Interview Page 2
Yes good sketch!
Just a thought, but isn't the whole "Good evening." x 3 thing a direct Python ripoff? Long time since I've seen any of the Circus, but I'm pretty sure I can picture Cleese as the interviewer, possibly Idle as guest.
It was Cleese and Chapman and it was probably this one.
Similar, but no, don't remember having seen that one.