A man goes into confessional...
man
vicar, i have done many bad things.
vicar
yes i have seen it in your stars...
man
what?
vicar
yes, you are cappricorn?
man
errr yeah...
vicar
mmm it says here "you will forget the mistakes you have made"
man
eh? what are you reading there?
vicar
the sun
man
the sun?
vicar
don't worry im sure its as good as the mail on sunday
man
isn't this all a little pagen?
vicar
isn't easter?
man
fair enough
vicar
now f**k off; they've got naked women on page 3...
I will now aplogise for producing yet another dirty vicar joke:
...sorry
