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Grams_____________________THEME TO UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE
VOICEOVER:
Welcome to Football Academy Challenge and asking the questions...Paul Gascoigne.
GAZZA
Wye aye marras. It's gannen to be a beltin' show the neet. Let's not meet the teams cos that'd be shite man pet.
Right yoah stoater for ten. What famous ex-footballer seems tee be gannen roon the bend deein silly stuff an that?
FX___________________________BUZZER
VOICEOVER:
Manchester United Academy, Ferguson!
FERGIE:
Paul Gascoigne
GAZZA:
That's correct. Next question. Name something ye can dee with raw liver?
FX_________________________BUZZER
VOICEOVER:
Chelsea School of Excellence, Drogba.
DROGBA:
Penatly ref!
DROGBA JUMPS OUT OF HIS SEAT AND ROLLS ABOUT ON THE GROUND AS IF IN AGONY. A TRAINER RUNS ON-SET WITH A BUCKET AND SPONGE AND TENDS TO HIM. HE GETS ON HIS FEET AGAIN AND SITS DOWN IN HIS CHAIR.
GAZZA:
Five point penalty Chelsea like and the question goes tee Manchester.
FX_________________________BUZZER
VOICEOVER:
Manchester, Rooney
ROONEY:
Arr eh, who said that? Somebody called me likh. Was that you boss?
FX_________________________GONG
GAZZA:
Thoa's the gong an that, an' at the end of wur game it's victory to Manchester. So it's good neet from the teams. Manchester.
MANCHESTER:
Goodnight.
GAZZA:
And Chelsea.
CHELSEA:
Penalty ref!
GAZZA:
An' it's good neet from me. G'neet.
GRAMS______________________THEME TUNE
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