I have another guilty confession. I just bought some reduced chocolate valetine cakes with pink icing 
My guilty confession is.. Page 3
I have multiple personality disorder.
So what? You are going to eat aren't you, not do anything more romantic with it.......
Quote: ajp29 @ February 23, 2008, 9:29 PMI have another guilty confession. I just bought some reduced chocolate valetine cakes with pink icing
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Quote: David Chapman @ February 23, 2008, 9:33 PMI have multiple personality disorder.
You just forget who you are. I will say it again. So you can remember it. YOU HAVE OLDZEIHMERS!!!!!
Quote: ian_w @ February 22, 2008, 6:11 PMI had a massive scab on my nose when I was 8 and when it fell off I put it in my sister's crisp packet and watched her eat it when she came back.
I often masterbate when watching the Tellytubbies. Is that so wrong? Is it? Is it?
eh oh
tubby tustard
LOL
I just bought a book by Gyles Brandreth...
Pretty funny man actually. And he co-wrote Dear Ladies, which I found really rather clever indeed.
Quote: zooo @ February 25, 2008, 7:26 PMI just bought a book by Gyles Brandreth...
The one on Richard and Judy? I love Oscar Wilde 'A gentleman must never murder, he must only do what he can brag about at the dinner table' (quoted wrong most likely)
I've never tried him before, but his Oscar Wilde/Arthur Conan Doyle book sounds too ace to ignore.
Yes that's the one, ajp!
I get a twix, then i eat the buiscuit bit at the bottom, first.
Then I eat the juicy bit until there is an inch left.
Then I stick it on the driving seat of my husband's car.
Quote: Charley @ February 25, 2008, 9:21 PMI get a twix, then i eat the buiscuit bit at the bottom, first.
Then I eat the juicy bit until there is an inch left.
Then I stick it on the driving seat of my husband's car.
I read the first part and expecting it to go a different way.
Or is that Mars bars?