2Decrepit journalists are lounging around the stage (Ian, and Lyn), the editor storms on.
EditorYou toerags, you’ve really let me down, call your self journalists, you don’t deserve to work for the Scum.
IanWhat is it boss, was it the story I did on Heather Mills giving Paul McCartney wood lice from her wooden leg? Gnawed eaten wood?
EditorNo
LynOr was it my story on Gazza going mental, drunk scum fell into the cuckoos nest?
EditorIdiot’s it’s that Suffolk stranger, nobodys come up with an amusing name for him in 2 bloody weeks, he’s still “The Suffolk Strangler,”
LynThe Snuff Folk strangler?
TimChokes on you, prostitutes?
EditorTreble whiskies and bonuses all round, now whose got a story about Fabio Capella being gay, and shagging Roony.
LynHe’s gay?
Editor Who cares.