Vermin

A BBC news reporter runs on set looking worried, and talks to another BBC executive.

BBC1Have you seen the news Turkmenistan has fired 30 TV journalists for allowing a cockroach on set. The president said vermin on TV makes the country look bad.

BBC2So how does that effect us in the BBC?

BBC1We interviewed Paul Burrell last night on the news.

BBC2We’re all going to get sacked.

BBC1Could be worse ITV interviewed Jeffrey Archer last night.

BBC1I’m going to get some raid, and a mallet.

BBC2Why?

BBC1I’m interviewing Heather Mills later, at least I can squish one Lady Bird.

BBC2Ladybird?
BBC1They eat Beatles alive.

mr bump

Is this one of them? Quite amusing.

Topical and quiet funny. How many have you written this week?

20 I've been a bit slack, aim to get another 20 for monday, I hope

if these all look abit rough, it's that with stage shows quantity, and covering wide topics, often beats quality

as opposed to competitions which are the polar opposite

Yes it is funny.