Flight 666
Two grumpy tourists are queuing for flights (Kim and Tom)
Tom
3 bloody hours, I say 3 bloody hours waiting for a flight, I said we should have gone to my mothers.
TomYes dear.
VO
Last call forextraordinary rendition flight 666, which will not be taking off in 10 minutes, and will not be flying to Butlins concentration in Diego Garcia. As it does not exist.
A blindfolded prisoner is shoved on, and off stage by a guard.
Kim
Bloody foreigners always get to push to the front of the queue, what is this country coming to?
Tom
I’ll see if there’s a spare seat for you love, Diego Garcia, sounds nice.
