Al Fayed Sketch #2

Mohammad Al Fayed is stood next to a man on stage.

Al Fayed: I am Mohammad Al-Fayed and I speak the truth!

Man: Hello, I will be translating Mr Al-Fayed's bullshit for you.

Al Fayed: Prince Phillip plotted the death of my son with the help of the CIA, MI5, MI6, Tony Blair and Prince Charles!

Man: My son died because I employed an alcoholic chauffeur with no respect for speed limits.

Al Fayed: A government cover-up is taking place!

Man: I fear that the courts will favour truth and hard evidence.

Al Fayed: Prince Phillip is a racist and a Nazi.

Man: Prince Phillip is a racist and a Nazi.

ENDS

Exelent get that sucker out the door to TR and NR it's better than mine.

Just it's strong enough not to need the translator to introduce him self.

fancy a peek at my mouldy old offerings?

My mother always referred to Philip as that bloody Greek!

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They could be riddled with God knows what!