That I should Jake!
Charley Page 4
Charley is a sexy gal in real life.
She does have a dirty mouth here thouhg 
luv her shes a star and one of my top writing chums.
Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 4:28 PMCould do better. C+.
Don't sugar coat it Aaron 
Quote: ajp29 @ February 23, 2008, 8:58 PMDon't sugar coat it Aaron
She'd probably prefer it that way.
We've all had sweet 'n' sour chicken, but Charley likes sweet 'n' salty cock.
My mate ate loads of asparagus to make his cum taste nice for his girlfriend. I took the more lazy approach and stuck my penis in a jar of honey. His girlfriend prefered the honey 
Quote: ajp29 @ February 23, 2008, 9:24 PMMy mate ate loads of asparagus to make his cum taste nice for his girlfriend. I took the more lazy approach and stuck my penis in a jar of honey. His girlfriend prefered the honey
Lucky she didn't cum to a sticky end.
Very good Adam, very good. 
I am leaveing.
Quote: ajp29 @ February 23, 2008, 9:24 PMMy mate ate loads of asparagus to make his cum taste nice for his girlfriend. I took the more lazy approach and stuck my penis in a jar of honey. His girlfriend prefered the honey
Your mate was very thoughtful. I mean asparagus cumm Mmmmm! I can't think of anything better. 
Quote: jake how @ February 23, 2008, 9:51 PMI am leaveing.
Sorry jake if that joke left a bad taste in your mouth. Luckily I have a solution...
Quote: Charley @ February 23, 2008, 9:56 PM
Your mate was very thoughtful. I mean asparagus cumm Mmmmm! I can't think of anything better.
*reaches into rant from stand up routine*
But its not just women who are idiots, men are too. Have you ever heard a man say to another man ‘yeah, you know what you should do if your girlfriend don’t like giving you blow jobs, eat asparagus cause it’ll make your sperm taste better.’ Now I’m pretty sure if a woman does not want to give blowjobs it does not have anything to do with the taste of your sperm. I think when she’s gagging on a penis the first thing which comes to into her mind is not ‘I hope he’s been eating asparagus.’
Thanks folks i'm here all week.
The honey monster!
Quote: ajp29 @ February 23, 2008, 9:24 PMMy mate ate loads of asparagus to make his cum taste nice for his girlfriend. I took the more lazy approach and stuck my penis in a jar of honey. His girlfriend prefered the honey