George has a dream

Written for stage - Treason/Newsrevue

GEORGE BUSH AND CONDOLEEZA RICE
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BUSHENTERS, WEARING PYJAMAS AND CARRYING MICKEY MOUSE DOLL, BUT TRYING TO SOUND LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KING) I had a dream! I had a dream!

RICEENTERING, WORRIEDLY) Mr. President, sir?

BUSH:I had a dream, Condi!

RICEir, I told you not to take Mickey to bed ...

BUSH:No, no, you don’t understand. I wanna be like that guy.

RICE:Arnie again, sir? No, we can’t invade Iran tonight.

BUSH:No, not Arnie! O... Banana.

RICEbama, sir?

BUSH:That’s the one.

RICEir, you look nothing like ...

BUSH:... No. I wanna sound like Banana.

RICEir?

BUSH:You know, all that rhetatoritical stuff? Can you learn me that, Condi?

RICEPATRONISINGLY) Sure, Mr. President. In the morning. But now you must sleep.

BUSH:Mickey can’t sleep.

RICE:Then Mickey should think of the most boring thing he knows.

BUSHh ... You mean ..?

RICE:Ye-es.

BUSH: )(TOGETHER) Gordon Brown!
RICE: )

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Not a bad idea, but it's a little long, and the punch is weak, and too much of a leap Bush to Brown. Shorten it, and stick with Bush wanting to be like Obama in my view.

Quote: sootyj @ February 21, 2008, 10:08 PM

Not a bad idea, but it's a little long, and the punch is weak, and too much of a leap Bush to Brown. Shorten it, and stick with Bush wanting to be like Obama in my view.

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Gordon Brown....boring! I can live with that

Yep, with Sooty, it was amusing but fizzled out with an oblique reference. So good but needs a strong finish IMO.

Ditto the above posters.
Loved this....

BUSH: No, not Arnie! O... Banana.

Pretty much what everyone else is saying, so there must be something in it