And one for Thursday....
SCENE 1.
INT. HALLWAY. NIGHT.
MR D. IS WAITING FOR HIS SON TO COME UP, HE IS DRESSED LIKE A TYPICAL VAMPIRE. THE DOOR OPEN AND HIS SON, PETER ENTERS.
PETER
Hi, Dad. Did that thing I ordered come?
MR. D
Yes they put it in your room.
PETER
Cool!
HE RUNS UPSTAIRS. MR. D SIGHS AND FOLLOWS HIM UPSTAIRS.
SCENE 2
INT. LANDING. NIGHT.
WE SEE A DOOR SLAM AS PETER DISAPPEARS INSIDE. MR. D WALKS UP THE DOOR.
WE HEAR FRANTIC UNWRAPPING
MR. D
Peter, I think it's about time I had a talk with you.
PETER (OFF)
Don't worry we covered all the Rude stuff at school.
STRANGE NOISES COME FROM WITHIN THE ROOM.
MR. D
Good, but it's not about that. You may have wondered why you only go to night school and why we spend all out holidays potholing well except for that submarine cruise, and why we don't throw plasters away after we cut ourselves or occaionally cut other people.
THE IS A LOAD FZZZZT FROM THE DOOR.
MR. D
Peter...
HE OPENS THE DOOR
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM IS A SUNBED COVERED IN DUST.
MR. D
Ah!
ENDS
