British Comedy Guide

A Song for Madeleine Page 6

No problem. :)

Quote: sootyj @ February 21, 2008, 10:58 PM

That really is sad, I mean playing with your identity to talk to yourself. That's like masturbation for the personality. And in the same way masturbation is sex, for those who have none....

Apologies for this post, there's never an excuse for flinging accusations at any one. And Rockabilly never excuses for threats of violence, it's a comedy forum, threats are as inappropriate as Ricky Hatton doing stand up mid fight.

I am sorry, I felt a little caught out by a few threads, that seemed deliberatively designed to catch one out, or cause arguments. I'll use more judgment in the future. I guess I over reacted, after having felt purposefully targeted a couple of times.

I guess this forum is all about the comedy, and the fun. Everything else is like watching Hollyoaks for the dialogue.

Sootyj

I must appologise to the vast majority here, I lost my rag as I read that crap song thing.I have been told on another forum who that prick is. I had a lot of probs with multi id wankers on the old Last Laugh board so I can relate to why you may think I am the same person,

I ain't.

This prat loves to fukk things up and cause aggravation,if I had spotted him here I would have ignored the thread but there you go.

I would sincerely hope you would all agree with me about the Maddie song thing, it was completely out of order.

I would love to see silly bollox sing that in a pub round my way, they would lynch the tosser.

As an appology to the rest of you I will post a silly joke.

This was told by my very young nephew Tom on a video messeage at my nieces wedding...

Priest is giving semon on evils of drink

" Oiy have two cups here, one full of der water and de udder full of whisky"

"I take dis worum an put it in der water and it survies healty"

"I put der worum in der whisky"

"It's dead".

holds up dead worm and glares significantly

"Now, what dose dat tell yers about der drinkin"

A voice from the back of the room answers..

"If you drink der whisky, you won't get worms"

Now that is what I call funny, not some horribly abusive and insulting piece writen by a c**t.

Just incase I pissed anyone off.
On the off chance I was out of order. David Chapman would like to apologise.

I am a good gal aint I Azza?

Yes Charley, yes you are. :)

I'd just like to clarify, apart from highlighting the earlier case in this thread, my post wasn't aimed at any single person (or persons), but at the almost vigilante-like culture which seems to have developed around here recently. If you suspect someone of having numerous accounts, or they are personally insulting, then this should be reported to a member of staff, preferably myself, and not be dealt with by sly digs in-thread.

I never threatened anyone , read the post knobend.

I would like to report Aaron he's too offensive.

Why can't everyone just love each other? Seriously though, if would be boring if no-one raised controversial views or there was no debate. But personal insults, vendettas, manipulative lying etc. is the stuff of the playground.

Charlie Brooker wrote a column (available in his collection 'Dawn Of The Dumb') entitled 'The Great Online Dick Fight'. Perhaps some people should seek it out?

Quote: Rockabilly @ February 22, 2008, 5:21 PM

I never threatened anyone , read the post knobend.

How ego-centric are you? What part of "my post wasn't aimed at any single person" did you not understand?

Knob.

Quote: writeone1 @ February 22, 2008, 4:28 PM

I must appologise to the vast majority here, I lost my rag as I read that crap song thing.I have been told on another forum who that prick is. I had a lot of probs with multi id wankers on the old Last Laugh board so I can relate to why you may think I am the same person,

I ain't.

This prat loves to fukk things up and cause aggravation,if I had spotted him here I would have ignored the thread but there you go.

I would sincerely hope you would all agree with me about the Maddie song thing, it was completely out of order.

I would love to see silly bollox sing that in a pub round my way, they would lynch the tosser.

As an appology to the rest of you I will post a silly joke.

This was told by my very young nephew Tom on a video messeage at my nieces wedding...

Priest is giving semon on evils of drink

" Oiy have two cups here, one full of der water and de udder full of whisky"

"I take dis worum an put it in der water and it survies healty"

"I put der worum in der whisky"

"It's dead".

holds up dead worm and glares significantly

"Now, what dose dat tell yers about der drinkin"

A voice from the back of the room answers..

"If you drink der whisky, you won't get worms"

Now that is what I call funny, not some horribly abusive and insulting piece writen by a c**t.

:D :D :D :D Good'n

I would like to add my apologies to the growing mountain on this thread. I got a bit carried away in the lateness of the hour and the quantity of alcohol. I am sorry for my part in the downfall, and hereby lift arguido status from all those I have wrongly fingered.

So, back to the comedy then...

"Arguido status"!

Chucklesome.

Laughing out loud Its threads like this that make me glad i'm not a mod anymore :D

Quote: ajp29 @ February 22, 2008, 6:19 PM

Laughing out loud Its threads like this that make me glad i'm not a mod anymore :D

From your profile pic I assumed you were a rocker.

Quote: Badge @ February 22, 2008, 6:07 PM

I would like to add my apologies to the growing mountain on this thread. I got a bit carried away in the lateness of the hour and the quantity of alcohol. I am sorry for my part in the downfall, and hereby lift arguido status from all those I have wrongly fingered.

So, back to the comedy then...

I used to have that problem :D the alcohol one, that is

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