EXT. DAY. BUSY HIGH STREET.
A BUSKER IS STANDING AT A CORNER SINGING AND PLAYING GUITAR.
A MAN WALKS OVER TO THE BUSKER AND SHITS IN HIS GUITAR CASE AND WIPES HIS ASS WITH A FIVER HE HAS TAKEN OUT OF HIS POCKET. MAN PUTS THE FIVER IN THE CASE AND WALKS AWAY.
ENDS.
Err bit to crude, maybe if the busker was James Blunt and he cries with gratitude ?
Central premise what do people put in busker's case quite strong.
Yes, it was rather crude. Sooty's suggestion is something to work with maybe.
strong smelling if nothing else. Actually it was just a bizarre image that came into my head.
Crude & Fabulous.
Just how I like it.
Actually timed right I'd laugh, especially if the busker was dead pan, and the guy paused took out the fiver looked like he was going to put is straight in, and then wiped his arse.
Quote: sootyj @ February 21, 2008, 8:40 PMActually timed right I'd laugh, especially if the busker was dead pan, and the guy paused took out the fiver looked like he was going to put is straight in, and then wiped his arse.
yeah, i was thinking just what u said sooty
Now if you could get Simon Cowell to do it?
Maybe the man shits in other things, prams, collection boxes, letter boxes (then wipes his arse on his own letters before posting them), coffins at cremations (will he get off on time), graves, blackholes, the cupboard in the lie the witch and the wardrobe, sarumans eye in lord of the rings, the burning bush in the bible?
The man who shits, he'd need a trombone soundtrack.