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Very nice.

Ever decreasing Urkles.
Annoying US sitcom star of the 80s gets anorexia after Richard Briars calls him a fat c**t for no reason.

The Boyle Family.
Like the Royles but featuring a family of developmentally challenged Scottish singers who regularly hulk out.

Yes, Prime Minister Clegg
After the ultra-surprising result of the General Election, Nick Clegg finds himself in charge of the country, more than a little confused as to how he's going to implement a load of policies that he made up just because 'there was no chance of winning'. Sir Alistair Campbell stars as the newly-appointed civil servant with an malevolent agenda.

Dan

Biggot Top:

Gordon Brown replaces Amanda Holden for series two of this hilarious comedy. The pick of the series is episode 3 where Gordon forgets he's wearing a microphone and makes an inappropriate comment about a member of the audiance. How do the writers get their ideas?

Tiocfaidh ár láa laa land
A renegade teletubbie joins the IRA and launches some mortars at Po, kneecaps Tinky Winky and as it attempts to murder Dipsy is ambushed by Noo Noo.

Coming of Forage
John Bercow is upstaged by the UKIP leader in a comedy of 'who-do-you-hate-most' proportions. Essentially a rip-off of Never The Twain.

Dan

La La-ndo Calrissian Land.

Billy Dee W pulls the wool over the eyes of gullible Bespin residents

Never The Train
Based on the comedic shenanigans of a group of disparate people waiting on a platform for a 'f**king' train that never turns up. Critically panned for being too based in reality.

Dan

Never the Dwayne
Neither Windsor Davis nor the other one are the Rock.

Dwayne of the Dead
The Rock takes on Zombies

Dwaynes of Thunder
The Rock takes on racing

Training Dwayne
The Rock takes on police corruption

End of Dwaynes
The Rock takes on everything else. Loses.

Dan

What Ever Happened To The Likely Luddites

Terry has been away for several years working as a textile artisan. Returning to early 19th Century Britain he is dismayed by the mechanized changes caused by the industrial revolution and ropes Bob into industrial sabotage. Thelma finds out and does that snotty face look (you probably would though, wouldn't you ;) )

Hung: Parliament
The leader is the man with the biggest wang. Saves all this locking out/running out of ballot paper business.

The Last Summer Wino
Cleggy's election campaign doesn't go nearly as well as expected and he turns to the Charles Kennedy method of politik.

Dan

The Touch of Frost Report

Inspector Frost has a new partner. Legendary interviewer Sir David Frost.
One's erudite the other takes no shite.
Together they spell jsutice!

Ashley Coalition
In a desperate attempt to save his marriage, Ashley tells Cheryl he was merely coalishing with these blondes to save the financial state of his marriage. 'We're all f**ked,' he said. 'No -- only you're f**ked,' she responds.

Co-Coalition The Clown
Farcical results of a combined government.

Yes, Deputy Prime Minister
'As long as I'm PM, you can do anything you want,' Cameron tells Clegg, as he bends over the desk in Number 10 being thoroughly rogered by Clegg's massive Electoral Reform Policy.

Brownout
Gordo presses the buttons to cause nuclear meltdown as a parting gift to the new Toff government.

Dan

:D Nice ones Dan

Ever Decreasing Circuses

The LibTory Government's fiscal policies take their toll on An organic Circus run by Tom and Barbara Good. Each week they have to get rid of one of their animals. Part sitcom, part Xfactor type vote off - The future of comedy I tell you!

Randall and Hopkirk (Diseased)

Prequel to Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased)

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