I'd probably watch that cage fighting if they aggressively wanked through the bars instead of just hitting each other.
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Big Rubble in Little China. Comedy set in a small earthquake zone in Jiangsu.
Quote: roscoff @ July 27 2009, 1:17 AM BSTWell Coco's asleep in the corner over there. Go give him a spunk shampoo. DO IT I SA..oops got a little carried away there
I'm not a performing monkey.
Quote: Leevil @ July 27 2009, 1:24 AM BSTI'm not a performing monkey.
Your not!!! Pfff, I'm outta here.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 1:23 AM BSTI'd probably watch that cage fighting if they aggressively wanked through the bars instead of just hitting each other.
Would training involves months of abstinence, to generate immense pressure, and drinking lots of pineapple juice to make it super acidic? 'Aim for the eyes Bisping, aim for the eyes!'
Quote: roscoff @ July 27 2009, 1:25 AM BSTYour not!!! Pfff, I'm outta here.
*dances*
Quote: The Giggle-o @ July 27 2009, 1:26 AM BSTWould training involves months of abstinence, to generate immense pressure, and drinking lots of pineapple juice to make it super acidic? 'Aim for the eyes Bisping, aim for the eyes!'
Whatever it takes, it's worth it IMO.
'UFC' - Rob Rouse is hilariously mismatched against the world's strongest and most sadistic fighters. Might possibly not make it past the pilot...hopefully.
S*M*A*S*H
Tin pot aliens use mash potato to gain no-score draw in Vietnam War.
Psychovilla
Luke/Ashley Youngs play numerous grotesques trying to kick their way into the top four.
Pigs Might Flu
'Hilarious' sitcom based on a group of quarantined people suffering the symptoms of swine flu or, as they're more commonly known, symptoms of flu. Starring Ron Weasley.
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Flash Corden
High camp frolics as tubby superhero prances around trying to be funny.
Little Scouse In The Priory
She's back, Sonia, back on the drink, drugs, etc.
Up Yours.
A sad old widower swears at people from a flying house.
Derren Brown's trousers.
Evil magic gayer makes people shit themselves.
Ever the Twain
Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies carry their running battle into the afterlife.
Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads? (A.D. 2045)
Live feeds to the cemetery where Bewes and Bolam rest in peace.
Quote: Griff @ November 24 2009, 12:29 PM GMTNever the TWAIN
Top marks for that.
Mirandinha
Loveless, clumsy Brazilian footballer opens a shop in Newcastle with his tiny friend, Stevie. Laugh as Mirandinha mugs to the camera whilst tripping over and lusting after the woman who works in the restaurant next door.
Home To Boosh
Vince Noir (Noel Fielding) loses his job at the Nabootique and has to return home and live in normality. Awkward comedy ensues as his conservative dad (Sir Ian Mackellen) looks down on his son dressing like a skinny, androgenous spaceman. Over the course of the series, it becomes clearer to Vince that he's actually turning into Howard Moon. In a special appearance, Howard, clearly happier in this reality, turns up at the door and embarrasses Vince by steadfastly refusing to crimp, making Vince look... a bit of a dick.
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