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Wacky Backy Races
Contestants cycle across Holland in search of dope. Entrants includes Dyke Dastardly, The Skag Brothers and Amsterdam whore Penelope Puts out.

Hardener's World
Erectile related tomfoolery up at the allotments.

Knob the builder

Kids animation about a rapist with a fetish for builders.

Raus

Harrowing Holocaust graphic novel about untalented standup who's also a Jewish mouse.

Rentatoast
After Alan Sugar's business empire crumbles, he comes up with a new idea of hiring himself out to functions as a toastmaster. Includes gratutitous use of his new catchphrase 'the bride and groom'.

The Wangers- Nobs on the Moon.

Mork and Windy-Camberwick Green's favourite miller teams up with an annoying alien. 'Grindingly good'- Daily Bread

The Apprentice Pimp

Rather more honest than the regular vision.

"You wouldn't finger his arse, you cost me money! Now cut the bitch Nick."

Clinkers.

Little bits of shit who live on a hairy moon.

One Soot in the Grave- Hilarious comedy where we bury Sooty whilst he's still alive then wait for someone from the BBC to discover him!

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ July 25 2009, 9:23 PM BST

Wacky Backy Races
Contestants cycle across Holland in search of dope. Entrants includes Dyke Dastardly, The Skag Brothers and Amsterdam whore Penelope Puts out.

Hardener's World
Erectile related tomfoolery up at the allotments.

If I am going to be totally onest I would defienlty tune into Hardener's World. It would probably be rubbish but has far more interesting title than shows such as 'taking the flak' and 'the cup'- shows which lose viewers due the tedium of their titles. Nigel was this an idea you had and think could be quite good but have decided to be all modest by suggesting it is one of the worst sitcom ideas possible.

Kenneth Clark's How Not To Live Your Life
The former politician analyses all the things he did wrong, leading to him becoming a politician.

Petula Clark's How Not To Live Your Life
How one song can f**k your life up completely. With special appearance by Gloria Gaynor.

Clarke Kent's How Not To Live Your Life
If you don't want any stress, stop putting your pants over your tights. Oh, and don't wear tights either...

Dan

And of course stay on your horse.

Happy Clappers
A support group of simple people celebrate gonnorhoea.

<applause for Geoffrey Dahmer & Greggs btw -- inspired>

Dan

Thomas the Frank Engine

Go on a diet you fat bastard.
Said Thomas to the controller with an eating disorder.

Cameron Dick Green
The Tory leader puts the mental into environmental by pushing it one step too far.

Trumpton
Donald Trump goes property-mental and rebuilds New York and gives it a new name.

Thomas The Tank Ingenue
Thomas realises fifty years as blue-collar worker isn't making him any cash so he redesigns the steam engine for the 21st Century.

Dylan Thomas the Tank Engine
Steam engine sits on his arm and waxes lyrical about the 'worthy' state of the rail networks.

Lomax The Tanked Engine
The new council network built to house the impoverished introduces a criminal element into the trains, as Wayne, Dean and Burbury Baz bring the whole tone of the area right down.

Calimarication
David Duchovny stars as a giant squid obsessed with shagging other giant squid, whilst making wry observations and dry remarks.

Calipontification
Duchovny suddenly goes all dogmatic in an unexpected twist in the third series of the popular comedy drama.

Dan

My Mate Barry.

Various scenes of Barry saying things. After each scene the narrator explains who everyone else in the scene is and gives you a bit of a back story so that you can understand why it was funny.

Honestly that Barry, he is so funny....
You had to have been there.

Caw-ronation Street all the cast are replaced by crows.

Carrion up the Khyber - all the films are digitally remastered to replace the cast with crows.

Carrion Camping
A bunch of gay crows and vultures ping off bras.

Dan

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