Worst idea for a sitcom Page 63
Petty Woman
Like most men, Richard Gere can do no right in this romantic suicide comedy. Julia Roberts refuses to be impressed by his grand gestures, even stooping as low as to go out with 'wankers' who treat her like shit but play rugby. Disgruntlingly true-to-life.
Dan
We seem to be entering a dark place in these last few posts.
Pearl necklace harbour.
Messy,
Shitty woman
Like that 80s pros-rom-com but with IBS
Boon over Parrador
Banana Republic...revoloution.....alcoholic....rubbish in Stenders
Jappy Gilmore
Politically incorrect remake of the golf comedy by the Farelly Brothers. Jappy is a failed sudoku player whose skills and anger seem to fit more the greens that the puzzle book. He has to win over professional Sheeto McGavin and win the girl.
Lather Ted
Sitcom based in an Irish bathroom, where a priest gets covered in soap each week by an ensemble cast of 'characters'. A bit like the smoking room but less carcinogenic and more homo-erotic. With Noel Edmonds.
Dan
Dan
Can't Cock, Won't Cock
Barrowman is back in this late-night spin-off of the famous cookery show. What sort of rent boy and accessories will £5 buy? And will Barrowman try it out by the end of the show.
Dan
The Daily Cocks
A plethora of soap opera stars turn up to the opening of an envelope each and every day. Barrowman opens the envelopes but hardly pushes it. With Noel Edmonds.
Saturday Itchin'
James Martin invites celebrities to recant their most humourous experiences of crabs. With Noel Edmonds.
Dan
Last of the Summer - Whine
A load of OAP's sit around in a cafe in early October complaining about the advance of Autumn
Ultimate Farce
Starring Ross Kemp.
The Agriculture Show
Mark Kermode dresses as a bumpkin and gives film reviews in a West country accent.
Newshound
Dogged current affairs programme.
Newsbound
Newsreaders tied up and subjected sadomasochistic acts.
I'd watch it.
Silent Witless
A drama about a patholgist who hasn't a clue
Violent Witness
Crazy zombie retribution thriller. With Noel Edmonds.
Dan
Noel's Arse Party
A late night version of the bearded one's seminal tea-time show. With Ant and Dec
Number 69
Entertainment magazine programme detailing the debauchery that went on next-door-but-one from Neil, Dawn and Edith. With Noel Coward.
Dan