Wanking with Dinosaurs
The ultimate in 'don't-get-caught' entertainment.
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20 Lambert & Butler
Ex-footballer Pauls (Lambert and Butler) realise there is money in drugs and open up a coffee warehouse in Amsterdam. It's such a success that they open a further 19 warehouses within a few hundred metres. Suddenly, others quickly get in on the act; Benson (the 80s British butler) joins forces with ex-Drop The Dead Donkey Gus Hedges to supply similarly hard-core drugs via their 'Benson & Hedges' emporium whilst Robert Kilroy-Silk sets up a customised cutting service in his 'Silk Cut' store. Their businesses get so successful that soon major tobacco companies realise that they don't want to be associated with legalised drugs that cause terminal diseases and all rename themselves. Unfortunately, the only web domain name left is www.cigarettesareshit.com and they all have to share it, eventually going bust in the process. Light-hearted evangelism comedy.
Dan
That Was The Wank That Was
David Frost interviews famous celebrities about their proudest onanistic achievement. Baddiel and Skinner come in towards the end of each episode to do a 'Phoenix From The Flames' recreation live in the studio. Stomach-churning.
Dan
Record Breaker Breaker
Contestants must chuck Norris Mcwhirter over a convoy of trucks whilst speaking CB radio slang at the same time. Requires a lot of 'dedication'. Worth an eyeball.
Wankety-Wank
Gameshow where Lily Savage puts out a card with gaps in a story and the contestants have to try and fill the gaps simply with their aim. The celebrity guests all have a go and the one who's bodily fluid puddles most closely match, wins.
'A new low for 'Challenge TV' ' -- Fern Brittan
'Disgusting pastiche of that old show that Les Dawson was in... The Russ Abbott Show' -- Carole Malone
Slaughterday Kitchen
Geoffrey Dahmer cooks up some recipes with the (literal) accompaniment of some Z-list celebrities. Hannibal Lector advises us on which wines bring out the best flavour of Jeff Brazier Hot-Pot. Finger-licking nauseousness.
Dan
The Worst Thread on the Board
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Is that a suggestion, or an invitation to a duel Aaron?
I should warn you I'm a dead shot with a dueling pun at 15 yards.
Jason and the Aaronauts
Mythical action adventure as Jason, a loose-internet-cannon, tries to forge his way through a land full of over-zealous, judgemental web administrators. He eventually fights his way through to his freedom after a fatiguing 28-hour challenge of trying to spell 'weird' correctly.
Dan
Threadcases
CGI/BSG/WTF?
From the earth to the Boon.
Buzz Aldrin recounts his brave mission. To plant a flag on the grave of dead alcoholic, Micheal Elphic.
Seep show
2 guys with suppurating wounds share a flat, and have adventures.
Who beater
Wholesome children's tv presenters beat David Tenant.
BLESS THIS hoUse Is shite!!
self explanatory anti comedy favoured by sad bastards.
Chillimondo!
Mexican thriller about the coming of the next Ice Age. Starring Salma Hayek and that fit bird from My Name Is Earl who both run around a lot in skimpy clothes, despite the rapidly-falling temperature.
Chigabondo!
Spanish take on Casino Royale. Grinning, slimy Spanish spy Juandes Bondo romances Pauline Quirke whilst beating an eye-patched Phillip Glenister at poker in the Chigwell Supercasino.
Dan
Pride and Racial Prejudice
Jane Austen yawn fest filmed with a cast of gay Nazis.
The world at porn
Highly rated top quality documentary, in 50 parts voiced by Laurence Olivier. All about the rise of the grumble mag in the 40s.
This week Hitler's uboats flood the Atlantic with scat mags.
Quote: Griff @ May 20 2008, 3:17 PM BSTIn what possible way could that qualify as "worst" ??
Olive and Let Die
Olive from On The Buses takes to that voodoo island to clear up the mess Bond left behind. Her new status as 009 is only held back by her complete inability to see without her bottle-thick glasses on. Janet Street-Porter plays Olive's Evil Twin.
Dan
Some mothers don't 'ave em
Abortion clinic centered sitcom