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Worst idea for a sitcom Page 59
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Jizz Bit
Ill advised kids magic show by Paul Daniels
The Banana Shits.
Scat show featuring soft fruit with diarrhoea.
'Great for the compost heap' Gardeners Monthly.
The Grapes of Hoth
George Lucas takes on the Steinbeck classic. Depression era frozen planet.
Hymen Society
A group of well healed jocks gather to mass rape a 15 year old virgin.
'Hilarious' Heinz Fritzl.
It's Your F**king Problem
Sitcom centred around an egotistical manic depressive psychiatrist that listens to the comical problems of his clients before pausing and declaring "hey... it's YOUR f**king problem!". Client is left flabergasted and trips over multiple items before leaving room. Each episode has three different clients with three equally hillarious mental problems. In between each client session we see our main man bumbling his way through such situations as "buying a lottery ticket" and "booking a table for one at a restaurant".
In 2nd series things take a twist when our favourite pyschiatrist is sent to one himself, only to be told... "it's your f**king problem!".
Canned laughter gets turned up to '11' on this one.
Actors currently being considered for the main role: Robert Lindsay, Victor Meldrew, Angus Deaton.
Huff and Puff
The wolf from the 3 little pigs becomes a psychotherapist. This week Humpty Dumpty and his vertigo
Humpty Dumped me
Dating sit com, about a giant egg who lives on a wall, and dumps girls. This week Little BoPeep feels sheepish for trusting him again.
Great Balls of Fire
Reality show where 'celebrities' who don't actually do anything (such as Paul Danon, Calum Best, Peter Andre) have their testicles dipped in petrol and then set alight. They have to record a Jerry Lee Lewis cover in a time less than it takes for their knackers to become (thankfully) unuseable. Satisfying.
Dan
Delta for ever, and ever
Endurance style show, where contestants have to try and sit through one episode of the lamentable sitcom.
Thomas the Rankin engine
Thomas has a succesful career as a grumpy Scots murder mystery writer.
The Hoodies
3 middle aged comics form an agency to help out people. By crapping in their gardens, and stabbing them.
Tim Crook Taylor, Graham Hardon, and Kill Bill awkward soddy.
Mississippi Delta Force Forever.
Chuck Norris meets the devil at a crossroads and trades his soul for some second rate martial arts skills.
Don't ever call the Norris second rate, he's the most first rate thing in the universe.
Porker Texas Ranger.
Chuck Norris takes a sabbatical, and is replaced by a large pig. Will he save the bacon? and avoid a hambush?
Quote: sootyj @ May 20 2008, 2:35 PM BSTChuck Norris takes a sabbatical, and is replaced by a large pig. Will he save the bacon? and avoid a hambush?
ST. PANCRAS TO LILLE.