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Quote: Curt @ May 12 2008, 3:31 PM BST

The Shit Disturber
Proctologist Dr. Picklefaught starts his day just like any other person except later in that day he's sticking his finger up your rectum and saving lives. This heart warming family comedy about a young doctor and a whole lot of poop jokes will have you in stitches.

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There's a show very much like that on channel 4.

Golden Brown

Musical by The Stranglers about a poor Scot's boy addicted to fiscal instability.

Nice Swertyd, especially the Norse whisperer

Sein-veldt

Ironic, greatest ever written sitcom, about lions. This week Kramer eats Diane's cubs.

PJ and the Bear.

PJ stars with Brian Blessed, who it turns out is gay.

Herb Your Enthusiam
Larry David brings his own brand of arrogance to a sitcom set on a TV kitchen. Gordon Ramsay brings the knives. Uplifting.

Retard & Custard
The animated cat complains to the producers about having to work with the idiot dog. They replace him with Jade Goody, much to his chagrin. Effervescent tosh.

Roobarb & Custer
Documentary about the real reason Custer lost that battle, as he failed to keep his lunatic dog under control at the most vital times.

Roobarb & Krusty
Two giants of animation met in the cartoon version of Turner & Hooch.

Brown's Pearls in the Ring
Sitcom based around the Prime Minister's love beads. With Alastair Darling as the pearls.

Dan

An American Blond haired wolf in London.

Jerry Hall tries to chat guys up in London

Vlad's army

Vladimir Putin takes over Warmington on Sea home guard.

Jihad's Army
Update of the popular sitcom in the face of the War on Terror.

Royle's War
Jim Royle gets off his arse to shout at the noisy chavs who've moved in next door.

Only Poos And Faeces
Del and Rodney's new get-rich quick scheme involves the reprocessing of excrement, repackaging and selling it on as manure and a line of facial beauty creams.

Duly Free
Keith Barron and Gwen Taylor are finally released from their ITV contracts that a clerical error had tied them into for 20 years, instead of the 2 agreed. They come back from holiday in their linen suits dragging that hairy waitor along, as he got his foot stuck in their baggage back at the resort. Futile attempt to live up to the reputation of the original.

Rye Family
The Harpers sit around raising their eye-brows at each other and smugly giggling to themselves. Version of The Royle Family for BBC4. Self-satisfying.

Bender

Jimmy Nail as gay Newcastle detective.

Fred-ator Bassett

Fred Bassett hunts down his annoying owners, and rips out their spines.

One man and his Bod.

Bod helps round up sheep, pretty hard on the guy, him having cancer and all.

Fred Bassett: England Manager
The cartoon dog outdoes all the previous 20-odd England managers and brings home the World Cup, despite not being able to speak out loud, by being the only manager brave enough to drop Frank Lampard and Michael Owen.

'Satisfyingly true-to-life.' -- The Observer
'England manager hounded out!' -- The Sun

Bertie Bassett: England Manager
The liquorice allsort man takes over the FA job and ends up playing himself, realising that he is more sturdy up-front than bolsa wood footballer, Peter Crouch.

Dave Bassett: England Manager
Far-fetched and ridiculous fantasy adventure tale of former Wimbledon and Sheffield United long-ball expert taking charge of the national team and leading them to a game.

'Fantastical nonsense.' -- The Telegraph

Brian Blessed: England Manager
Tale of how a deaf national football team became a success.

'Frightening! -- Martin Samuel

Fungus the Pogey Man

Big disugsting creature joins the Pogues, and so does Fungus.

Scat man

Unhygenic superhero, who dress's up as a giant jobby to avenge his parents murder.

Spendthrift
Jimmy Nail acts as a frugal detective, unwilling to splash the cash on expenses. Marvel at how he uses cutting-edge equipment such as a glass on a wall for surveillance purposes and the 'magic' elastic bands that allow his shoes to stay upon his feet.

Oh read der' sign pet

Patronising Geordies point out signs to women in a superior manner.

Oh leave der' wine pet

Patronising Geordies encourage women to drink less

Onedin line Pet

Bossy Geordies insist their wives let them watch 70s boating soap, that was popular in Albania.

Alf's Bidet's The Sandpit
Alf Garnett gets confused with the (w)hole concept of bum-washing with the damn new European gadget and ends up rubbing his bum raw after it was attached to the wrong pipe.

Ooh nasty.

Fritzell be alright on the night.

Hilarious prank based show, about men with big dubious basements.

Alf's Weed The Seine, Pet
A urinary infection on holiday in Paris results in Alf Garnett not being able to stop peeing, until he fills the entire river with his own water.

Stupor-Gran
Sitcom about the demise of the Scottish superhero, and her descent into alcoholism.

Knight Fever

Medieval version of Casualty starring the Black Knight from Holy Grail. He was legless when brought in but he's pretty 'armless now!

Tom and Jerry Seinfeld

Tom Cruise chases Jerry Seinfeld around his kitchen, he's after his mouse hole.

The Pun and Only

Teams of desperate punners try and compete to come up with the lamest puns. No one cares. Even John Barrowman can't be bothered to turn up.

Well this is on a role, is any one getting any work done?

Wife swop with Hans Fritzell and Fred West.

Both wives have a very dull time, NOTHING HAPPENS, their husbands seemed to enjoy themselves

Michael Barrymoore my kind of people.

Michael Barrymoore tlanet show from pool full of young men, who didn't die in suspicious circumstances.